How About:

More on the political/bipedal comparison theme from Tuesday:

Suppose each political party could re-use their greatest champions of all of American History? Who would win in an election race between Abraham Lincoln, the greatest Republican of all time, and Franklin Roosevelt, the Democrat who probably saved America (I do mean from the depression, not World War 2).

How about Eddy Mercx versus Bernard Hinault?

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Yes, you're right. Mercx would win. It's silly of me to even ask. Whatever.

Alright, does anyone feel like Lance Armstrong returning to professional racing with Team Astana is kind of like Ronald Reagan coming back and running for election in 2012? It's Spooky.